January 2010
I love my friends to death!
“If he sees one of us fighting he’ll be like “Yeah I got yo’ back, but stay the fuck away from my wedding!’” - Gary
“I want to go to sleep. I’m gay!” - Zak
And the rest are from Kenny…
“You punched my cell phone you homo! You probably called my mom!”
“You sound like a sleeping dragon choking on a tampon.”
...
I do not like shots. Owieee.
But hey at least I’m taking the steps to prevent cervical cancer! WOOOOO!
Tuesday and Thursday quotes from Molly and Savanna...
“The Color Cats! It’s a classic! Have I ever read it? No! It says classic on the cover.” - Me
“I can’t decide if he’s nice or an asshole.” - Savanna
“Nobody likes track.” - Me
“Wait Denver doesn’t have a Q in it?!” - Me
“If it’s not San Antonio I will shout to the entire class “YOU WERE...
Oh Luke.
Luke: What's the word I'm trying to think of? Where you observe a lot?
Me: Observant.
Luke: Yeah that's it.
Dear Cassandra and Jacki,
melowdramatic:
jackinicole:
jeveuxtonrevenge:
jackinicole:
jeveuxtonrevenge:
jackinicole:
jeveuxtonrevenge:
This whole “us being separate” thing? Yeah just not working out for me.
Cassandra happens to be coming home the days I’m gone. :(
I know this, but I’m just sayin’ we all need to be together again soooooooon.
agreed. :( I have the night of the 4th off, which is when she...
I consider myself a nice person, but I’m gunna try to make him cry.
– Oscar “The Office”
They’re intoxicated and slow. I’m sober and fast! Yeah who do you...
– Me
(The potheads who live below me suck.)
So tired. 10 am class is killing me.
And I have a meeting for my individualized major tonight. Oh yeah might be switching majors. Possibly getting a blackberry today too. I need to find a job.
Need motivation to get dressed and leave the house….BLAHHHH.
Oh and my friend Jordan is a pretentious dick. I thought the world should know.
Has anyone ever realized that "Everytime I Look...
Weird.
My dad offered to call the verizon people about my...
I love my dad.
i can haz no sad anymore
melowdramatic:
i iz just tired of dis place
Best thing to wake up to! Aaron r00lz.
Jacki and I are best friends for a reason.
Me: What's your ETA?
Jacki: Just getting to Castle Rock. Over
Me: Roger that. Heading out on a reconnaissance mission to get supplies from Rite Aid. No back up necessary. 10-4.
Jacki: Will have support prepared in case of unexpected attack regardless. Watch for enemies two floors above on your return. Three female, one half female.
Me: Roger. Will have extra artillery ready.
Jacki: Over and out.